Hmm, weird dreams...unnecessary sleep which seems to keep occuring when i don't really need it.

Should I be doing something I'm not?
Rosie can't sleep. I'm sleeping too much. Neither of us are doing anything!!!
Crisis!

There are people, people i'm not sure what I think about, one is all "mistake mistake", the other is all charming and new. How do i know who I want? Do I want any of them? No. Probs not...but maybe. Argh!

So I'm patenting a new way to serve melon... not telling you!

Even a conversation about the ethics of recycling would engage me. (this is not an invitation to engage me in a conversation on the ethics of recycling).

And then there's religion! I mean, why? No, I get why? Why still? It makes no sense. I like christmas but its no longer a religiony thingymabob.

Everyone has been travelling and had new experiences and being clever and I'm just here, sitting, watching softcore porn, and a religious documentary and contemplating taking up smoking because it would get me outta the house!!!

How dare you all be so good at your lives!!! (you are forgiven)